There is a dark and chaotic force in the heart of Philadelphia, and its name is Gritty. The mascot mafioso hires returning heroes Literal Keanu Reeves and Professor Underbridge, with their new associate, Mrs. Frieda, who is definitely not easily distracted by laser pointers, to bump off a rival. But things get complicated when Keanu realizes he’s not The One. Can the gang overcome the might of Philadelphia’s mightiest mascots or will they just f*** around and find out?
Guest Starring Mathew Ortiz
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